http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/10/18/stolen.ashes.ap/index.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-492329/Mother-sent-stripper-schoolboys-classroom-birthday-treat.html

http://www.thelocal.se/7650/

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0959265620080109

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/james_lipton_used_to_be_a_pimp.php

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." - Benjamin Franklin

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovvcrv3I-PA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV62RqFM6vc&NR=1

death today & always

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7642774.stm

my old upstairs neighbor:
http://www.nj.com/mercer/index.ssf/2008/04/west_windsor_stabbing_victim_i.html

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/25/AR2007072501753.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7200101.stm


copycat grimes
http://www.kutv.com/content/news/watercooler/story.aspx?content_id=671bafdf-6701-4cfe-bd40-93eabe59e03c

http://www.timesargus.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050414/NEWS/504140331/1003/NEWS02

A man called his boss one morning and said, "I can't make it to work today. I am sick."

The boss asked, "What's wrong?"

The employee replied, "I have anal glaucoma."

The boss said, "What the hell is that?"

The man replied, "Well, I just can't see my ass coming in to work."

punk's not dead

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7585696.stm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1062575/Pictured-The-punk-rock-turtle-bright-green-mohawk.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2CnwYPhcQk&feature=related

wtfwtfwtf
http://fullapologies.com/

no dont watch that watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvfmQOyQt5c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJXdhnq5PjY

http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

freaks & geeks

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7610744.stm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080916/ap_on_fe_st/eu_britain_world_records;_ylt=AtAWNthd.WUZgsHuG09_omEDW7oF

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26290833/

dog days of summer

oh what there's a dickhead in the pool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKN64o-vHyU&feature=related