http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/10/18/stolen.ashes.ap/index.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-492329/Mother-sent-stripper-schoolboys-classroom-birthday-treat.html

http://www.thelocal.se/7650/

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0959265620080109

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/james_lipton_used_to_be_a_pimp.php

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." - Benjamin Franklin

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovvcrv3I-PA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV62RqFM6vc&NR=1